From Stanley Bing’s book, “100 Bullshit Jobs \u2026 and How to Get Them”, this seemed oddly appropriate…<\/p>\n
Consultant (20 of 50)<\/span><\/p>\n Have gun, will travel<\/span><\/p>\n $$:<\/span> Entry level grunts may begin in the high five and low six figures. If you’re a graduate of one of the huge consultant factories that leach humanity out of students and turn them into guns for hire–Wharton, and to a lesser extent, the somewhat squishier Stanford School of Business–you could be making an executive’s salary almost immediately.<\/p>\n The upside:<\/span> It’s a pretty easy job, with great travel benefits, nice hotels, drinks on the companies you are soaking.<\/p>\n The downside:<\/span> Your kids can never explain what you do to their friends.<\/p>\n The dark side:<\/span> You are a ninja, a samurai, a lone traveler on the road to nowhere. It’s a very opulent nowhere if you’re good at it. But somewhere in your heart, you want to come in from the cold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" From Stanley Bing’s book, “100 Bullshit Jobs \u2026 and How to Get Them”, this seemed oddly appropriate… Consultant (20 of 50) Have gun, will travel $$: Entry level grunts may begin in the high five and low six figures. If you’re a graduate of one of the huge consultant factories that leach humanity out of … <\/p>\n