{"id":294,"date":"2010-03-08T11:09:10","date_gmt":"2010-03-08T16:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chicityschmidtty.com\/?p=294"},"modified":"2010-03-09T10:21:37","modified_gmt":"2010-03-09T15:21:37","slug":"the-new-dork-entrepreneur-state-of-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/?p=294","title":{"rendered":"The New Dork – Entrepreneur State of Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nNow I’m in the blogosphere,
\nNow I’m in the twitterverse
\nFans get so immersed, But I’m a nerd forever
\nI’m the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
\nI been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes
\nUsed to be the basement, Back at my mom’s place
\nBuildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space
\nMake way for the, One man businesses
\nBail outs finished with, White collar criminals
\nNew sega genesis, Entrepreneur time
\nMakin big plans, To dominate the online
\nYeah, I’m on YouTube, this is one man
\nSharin’ google revenue, With songs on my webcam
\nScience is the new art, Databases day to day
\nGeeks spreadin’ sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay
\nI could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie
\nTell from my avatar, That I’m most definitely<\/p>\n

The New Dork,
\nSocial networks – what dreams are made of,
\nThere’s nothing you can’t do
\nNow you’re the New Dork
\nThis V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn cool
\nLet’s hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks<\/p>\n

Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage
\nHell, I’m on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze
\nAnd Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York
\nBar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks
\nNow I’m pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans
\nMicro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan
\nCatch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
\nYou can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
\nNow I’m up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster’s lurkin’
\nUsed to be a reject, But now I’m steady jerkin’
\nNow my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me
\nPopular kids copy me, The new swag is irony
\nComin’ from the small time, Girls couldn’t find me
\nNow I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi
\nStart big trends, with tweets that I pass on
\nYou should follow me, cuz I’m friends with Ashton<\/p>\n

CHORUS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now I’m in the blogosphere, Now I’m in the twitterverse Fans get so immersed, But I’m a nerd forever I’m the new Zuckerberg, And since my website I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes Used to be the basement, Back at my mom’s place Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an … <\/p>\n

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