{"id":3,"date":"2006-05-07T00:06:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-07T04:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chicityschmidtty.com\/wp\/?p=3"},"modified":"2006-05-07T00:06:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-07T04:06:00","slug":"just-a-quiet-friday-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/?p=3","title":{"rendered":"Just a quiet Friday night&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So here is the Friday recap:<\/p>\n<p>Doepke tries to hit Schmidtty with a Corona bottle opener, misses, hits Grebey, cuts her forehead open, blood everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>Doepke almost puts Waling through the wall&#8230;again.<\/p>\n<p>Cavs win their first playoff series since &#8217;93, Detroit is going down.<\/p>\n<p>Schmidtty leaves Amy unguarded at the bar, Justin and Waling pull a Night at the Roxbury on her.<\/p>\n<p>Cahill goes home, changes, and decides to go sleep in Doepke&#8217;s bed.  Awesome.<\/p>\n<p>Someone (don&#8217;t know who) splattered a banana against Doepke&#8217;s wall.<\/p>\n<p>Waling buys the whole bar Panini&#8217;s with Doepke&#8217;s credit card&#8230;nice.<\/p>\n<p>Even better, someone decides to take a piss next to Doepke&#8217;s TV.  Note, Doepke doesn&#8217;t have a TV in his bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone ready to do it again?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So here is the Friday recap: Doepke tries to hit Schmidtty with a Corona bottle opener, misses, hits Grebey, cuts her forehead open, blood everywhere. Doepke almost puts Waling through the wall&#8230;again. Cavs win their first playoff series since &#8217;93, Detroit is going down. Schmidtty leaves Amy unguarded at the bar, Justin and Waling pull &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/?p=3\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Just a quiet Friday night&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9OONn-3","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schmidtty.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}